The Anticlimactic Truth Behind the First Internet Mystery

Given both the internet’s universality and the anonymity it provides, it is flooded with mysteries, some revealed to simply be the works of artists, others the digital footprints of genuinely disturbed individuals. But predating the canon of internet mysteries—Cicada 3301, Lake City Quiet Pills, etc…—was the Markovian Parallax Denigrate, referred to on Wikipedia as “one […]